- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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