A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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world society

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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nothing

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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