- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

whats worse than gill? nothing

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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