what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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