- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

roses are red violets are indigo

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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