A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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rocky is here again.......................

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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