- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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