- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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