How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Want to hear a joke? No.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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