- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and strange a paki

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why did? Yes

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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