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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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