What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

who is not good looking? mon morello

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Anti Joke

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