- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Trump will make America great again.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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