- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

alex is cool

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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