- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

If life gives you lemonade.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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