A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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