A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

why did the black guy die? cancer

Yo Momma is not fat.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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