- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A sober Amy Winehouse

whats worse than gill? nothing

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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