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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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