why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

jibby jobby

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Emily Walker.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Women's Rights

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