What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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