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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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