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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

What's city is in New York New York City

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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