That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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