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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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