- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What's big and purple? Barney

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Long joke Your such a downey

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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