- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

why was the man sad? his wife died

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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