- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

why was the man sad? his wife died

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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