A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Yo mama so fat.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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here kitty kitty

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Women's Rights

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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