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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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