If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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