- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

I like school Said no one ever.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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