Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

The child was fired from his job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Jesus Christ

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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