Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Anti Joke

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