A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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The Princess is in another castle

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whats up and also down? your mum

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Kys

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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