Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Psychics.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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I am a women

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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