- Anti Joke

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.