- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Vagina cream... end of story

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