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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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