What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Jimmy Saville

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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