Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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