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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Women's rights

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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