Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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