- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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