- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife made me a sandwich

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

This is the concept of anti-joke.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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