What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Yo mama's fat.

I like poop in my butt

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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