- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

João Duarte reads this.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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