- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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