Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

womens rights

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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