Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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i just wrote this so hard

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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